Vive la résistance
(italicized is non-canon, table conversation)
“Well yeah, I mean they at LEAST need time to… ya know… SEAL THE DEAL”
“… F*ck it. I draw my Zweihander and dash forward”
It ends today. “Vunker the Cold” will not see the sunset.
“Right as my mount begins to go down, I’m gonna use my action to sprout wings and take to
(Damn… they have some serious area control spells…)
“Well… I know its only been like 4 rounds… but I’m a warlock so… Eldritch blast… does a 24 hit?”
Seeing their commander down, most of the cavalry flee
“Hahaha they’re also like ‘he SUUUUCKED’”
It doesn’t matter… he doesn’t find it.
Fingers stripped of red flesh… bare, naked bone remains.
And as he rides into the sky, a new truth dawns on the party.
Vunker the Cold is no longer the disgraced Paladin of the Hobgoblin legions.
He is now a Vunker, an arisen Death Knight.